Brian and Albert
Their typical day would consist firstly of going to the market to smooch around and check out any bargains, possibly detouring for a cup of rosie and a bun at the market cafe. Then they traverse the footbridge outside the market and walk along the river to sit on their favourite bench. Once settled, they would think and talk and watch the geese, pigeons and other river birds going about their business. After this a trip to the high street cafe round the corner would be in order, where Brian and Albert would order another cuppa and a fry-up each – 2 eggs, 2 sausages, slice of bacon and beans with a slice of fried bread. Lovely-jubbly.